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Uh-Oh

PONDRING NEWSWIRE - January 15, 2009 - DETROIT Automakers began arriving today for "Conference to Decide Whether to Continue Using the Term 'Automakers.'

A Non-News Interlude

PONDRING NEWSWIRE - January 14, 2009 - In what is wildly hoped to be, "really, the last dumb thing he says while in office," yesterday President Bush strongly urged President-Elect Obama to drop the "little line and the word elect" in his title.

(He didn't, really. It's just what came out of my fingers after I spent time reading The Onion yesterday.)